TIME WARNER BLOWS GOATS

I have Time Warner cable and as the title above implies they do indeed blow goats. I can imagine those select few of you who are reading this are pondering "Why BIG, why does Time Warner blow goats", well, for no other reason then they wouldn't allow me to purchase WrestleMania yesterday. I purchase perhaps two or three pay per views a year and WrestleMania is the definite one I purchase. I was painting the kitchen and living room of my new home most of the day yesterday and kept thinking of how great it was going to be to sit back with a cold THE ONE (preferably Yeungling) and watch WrestleMania. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOoooo Time Warner has been doing upgrades to their service or some crap and I couldn't order the PPV. I tried calling their customer service center...busy busy busy busy busy. After a half hour of trying to get through I gave up and dejectedly watched [Insert Non WrestleMania show here]. After a while I began checking updates on my wrestling website and I have to read about Lil Rey Rey winning the World Title instead of watching him win the World Title. If I were WWE I would be extremely fucking....and the ROCK means FUCKING pissed off, I am positive the line was continuouslly busy because so many people were trying to get through to order the show. Now on the show itself.

What in GODS name happened with HHH and Cena, how does Cena make the Game tap out. I can see Benoit making HHH tap out...but Cena. Benoit is a technical wrestling God (not to be confused with JBL who, apparently, is JUST a WRESTLING GOD). I am so confused by this and actually feel bad for the HHH. HE TAPPED TO CENA...for Gods sake, thats like jobbing to Hardcore Holly. Anyway, I gots ta go, I want to post more about my WrestleMania thoughts but.....NOT THE NOW.

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